Saturday, May 30, 2009
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Big Girls Don't Cry
Fergie - Big Girls Don't Cry lyrics
Artist: Fergie lyrics
Album: The Dutchess
Year: 2006
Title: Big Girls Don't Cry Correct these lyrics
Lyrics to Big Girls Don't Cry :
Da Da Da Da
The smell of your skin lingers on me now
You're probably on your flight back to your home town
I need some shelter of my own protection baby
To be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity
[CHORUS:]
I hope you know, I hope you know
That this has nothing to do with you
It's personal, myself and I
We've got some straightenin' out to do
And I'm gonna miss you like a child misses their blanket
But I've got to get a move on with my life
It's time to be a big girl now
And big girls don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
Don't cry
The path that I'm walking
I must go alone
I must take the baby steps 'til I'm full grown, full grown
Fairytales don't always have a happy ending, do they?
And I foresee the dark ahead if I stay
[CHORUS]
Like the little school mate in the school yard
We'll play jacks and uno cards
I'll be your best friend and you'll be my Valentine
Yes you can hold my hand if you want to
'Cause I want to hold yours too
We'll be playmates and lovers and share our secret worlds
But it's time for me to go home
It's getting late, dark outside
I need to be with myself and center, clarity
Peace, Serenity
[CHORUS]
La Da Da Da Da Da
Wo+men = Women, S+he=She....
Priority of a Man
We can’t spell women without men
N also she can’t spell without he
again one more female need a male to spell …..Hahahaaa
Monday, May 25, 2009
just fun...
student & examiner:
Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked to student,
"What is the name of this bird?"
Student: I don't know.
Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name...
A Mans Life!
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
double meaning message:
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked to student,
"What is the name of this bird?"
Student: I don't know.
Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name...
A Mans Life!
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
double meaning message:
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
Old Vs Young...
Joke: Farmer buying young cock from market
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock: Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock: O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"
one more....
Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wives.
Jim said, with concern, "I'll have to see a doctor when I get home, I couldn't consummate my marriage last night."
"Well, really," says Bob. "I better see a therapist then - I didn't even think of it!"
A farmer rears twenty-five young hens and one old cock. As he feels that the old cock could no longer handle his job efficiently, the farmer bought one young cock from the market.
Old cock to Young cock: "Welcome to join me, we will work together towards productivity.
Young cock: What you mean? As far as I know, you are old and should be retired.
Old cock: Young boy, there are twenty-five hens here, can't I help you with some?
Young cock: No! Not even one, all of them will be mine.
Old cock: In this case, I shall challenge you to a competition and if I win you shall allow me to have one hen and if I lose you will have all.
Young cock: O.K. What kind of competition?
Old cock: 50 meter run. From here to that tree. But due to my age, I hope you allow me to start off the first 10 meters.
Young cock: No problem ! We will compete tomorrow morning.
Confidently, the following morning, the Young cock allows the Old cock to start off and when the Old cock crosses the 10 meters mark the Young cock chases him with all his might.
Soon enough, he was behind the Old cock back in a matter of seconds.
Suddenly, Bang! ...... before he could overtake the old cock, he was shot dead by the farmer, who cursed, "Hell ! This is the fifth GAY chicken I've bought this week !"
one more....
Two elderly gentlemen were having coffee in the resort hotel the morning after their double wedding to their respective elderly wives.
Jim said, with concern, "I'll have to see a doctor when I get home, I couldn't consummate my marriage last night."
"Well, really," says Bob. "I better see a therapist then - I didn't even think of it!"
Sunday, May 24, 2009
jai ho.... jai ho...... nice song
Jai Ho!
Jai Ho
I got shivers
When you touch of a (?)
I’ll make you hot, Get what you got,
I’ll make you wanna say
(Jai Ho, Jai Ho)
I got fever, running like a fire
For you I will go all the way
I wanna take you higher
(Jai Ho)
I keep it steady steady, that’s how I do it
This beat is heavy, so heavy you gonna feel it.
(Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I breathe (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny
(Jai Oh) Oh-oh-oh
(Jai Ho)
No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me
Jai Ho!
Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, you can save me,
I need you now.
I am yours forever, yes, forever,
I will follow,
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go
Jai Ho!
Jai Ho!
Escape (escape) away (away),
I’ll take you to a place,
This fantasy of you and me
I’ll never lose my chance
(Jai Ho)
Mmmhh yeaahhhh .. hhmm yeaaaha
I can (I can) feel you (feel you),
Rushing through my veins
There’s an ocean in my heart
I will never be the same
(Jai Ho)
Just keep it burnin’, yeah baby, just keep it comin’ (Jai Ho)
You’re gonna find out baby, I’m one in a million
(Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I breathe (Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I still believe (Jai Ho)
You are my destiny
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-oooooh
(Jai Ho)
No there is nothing that can stop us (Jai Ho)
Nothing can ever come between us (Jai Ho)
So come and dance with me
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Catch me, catch me, catch me, c’mon, catch me,
I want you now,
I know you can save me, you can save me,
I need you now.
I am yours forever, yes, forever
I will follow
Anywhere in anyway,
Never gonna let go
(Jai Ho)
Hmmm yaeaaaaahhh
(repeat 2x)
I need you, gonna make it
I’m ready, so take it
(Jai Ho)
You are the reason that I breathe (I breathe)
You are the reason that I still believe (still believe)
You are my destiny (destiny)
Jai Oh! Oh-oh-oh-ooooh
(Jai Ho)
No there is nothing that can stop us (can stop us)
Nothing can ever come between us
So come and dance with me,
Jai Ho! (oohh)
Jai Ho!
Bai-la bai-la!
Bai-la bai-la!
Jai Ho! Bai-la bai-la!
Jai Ho
Saturday, May 23, 2009
Thursday, May 21, 2009
Tuesday, May 19, 2009
Monday, May 18, 2009
brain strom....
There is a stone with 40 kgs of weight & it’s broken into few pieces while shifting. But still we can use those broken pieces for measurement from 1kg to 40kgs. So find out how many pieces it is and tell me the weight of each piece.
Note/clue: pieces are not more than 4
Note/clue: pieces are not more than 4
Friday, May 15, 2009
Angel In The Night
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough, will I ever be by your side
Your hair is dancing in the wind
Your eyes are burning up my skin
And I’m so happy when I see, that you are smiling back at me
You’re leaving burn marks on the ground
Thank you God for what I’ve found
I don’t know how, I don’t know why
But you’re my ANGEL IN THE NIGHT
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now, just like days before you start to cry
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough, will I ever be by your side
“Prepare For Lunch in three .. two … one!?
I try my best to satisfy, but all you do is wave me goodbye
I don’t know what I’m gonna do, but I’m so crazy about you
Even if I don’t know where to start
Even if my love is tearing me apart
I just know that you and me
We were always meant to be
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now, just like days before you start to cry
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough, will I ever be by your side
Three.. two . one
You’re my angel in the night
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough, will I ever be by your side
Your hair is dancing in the wind
Your eyes are burning up my skin
And I’m so happy when I see, that you are smiling back at me
You’re leaving burn marks on the ground
Thank you God for what I’ve found
I don’t know how, I don’t know why
But you’re my ANGEL IN THE NIGHT
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now, just like days before you start to cry
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough, will I ever be by your side
“Prepare For Lunch in three .. two … one!?
I try my best to satisfy, but all you do is wave me goodbye
I don’t know what I’m gonna do, but I’m so crazy about you
Even if I don’t know where to start
Even if my love is tearing me apart
I just know that you and me
We were always meant to be
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
Let me hold you now, just like days before you start to cry
You are my light in the dark
You are the beating in my heart
But that is not enough, will I ever be by your side
Three.. two . one
You’re my angel in the night
Saturday, May 9, 2009
few words for Mother's Day
M - O - T - H - E - R
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell
"MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to me.
"What is a mother"
A heart that can hear
every unspoken need,
Wisdom to know
when to quietly lead,
Hands that reach out,
always helping and sharing–
A mother is caring!
Eyes that reflect
every joy that you find,
Arms to encircle,
but never to bind,
A talent for making
the most out of living–
A mother is giving!
A voice that can soothe
or inspire or delight,
A smile that keeps shining
when things don't go right,
An angel God sends us
from Heaven above–
A mother is nothing but
caring, giving and love.
"M" is for the million things she gave me,
"O" means only that she's growing old,
"T" is for the tears she shed to save me,
"H" is for her heart of purest gold;
"E" is for her eyes, with love-light shining,
"R" means right, and right she'll always be,
Put them all together, they spell
"MOTHER,"
A word that means the world to me.
"What is a mother"
A heart that can hear
every unspoken need,
Wisdom to know
when to quietly lead,
Hands that reach out,
always helping and sharing–
A mother is caring!
Eyes that reflect
every joy that you find,
Arms to encircle,
but never to bind,
A talent for making
the most out of living–
A mother is giving!
A voice that can soothe
or inspire or delight,
A smile that keeps shining
when things don't go right,
An angel God sends us
from Heaven above–
A mother is nothing but
caring, giving and love.
Thursday, May 7, 2009
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