student & examiner:
Examiner showed the legs of the bird in Zoology lab and asked to student,
"What is the name of this bird?"
Student: I don't know.
Examiner: You idiot get out, what's your name?
Student: See my legs and tell my name...
A Mans Life!
When we are born, our mothers get the compliments and the flowers.
When we are married, our brides get the presents and the publicity.
When we die, our widows get the life insurance.
What do women want to be liberated from?
double meaning message:
He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!
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